The internet has more traps than the new Indiana Jones movie

I hate the internet so much. This was an insanely eventful month, and I should have been blogging it every step of the way. But if I blog I end up sitting on the computer all day, exhausting every corner of the internet that doesn't make me want to throw bricks at orphans. I hate the fact that I cycle through the same ten websites EVERY day and hope that some new content is added on an hourly basis. I just sit there hating every agonizing moment, but indulge regardless. It's what I imagine a drug addiction is like, just.. you know... without the injecting/snorting/smoking/general side effects/health impact/financial impact/Cancer/AIDS/mood swings/drug deals/munchies. Well maybe a tad bit of the munchies... and AIDS.

There was a two week period when I was transitioning jobs and I wanted to spend it productively.... sitting in my computer chair for hours is highly unproductive. The days of WoW are long gone. I swore off the computer for a few weeks, and the blog along with it. However, a new dawn is upon us. Life is getting better, and at the same time life continues to get worse... but I promised myself I would document this all, and I keep promises. So now that I have less free time (well, actually I'm pretty absurdly busy) I can sit here without fear and blog away, because if I stay up all night I won't have the ability to function the next day at 5 AM. I'll catch up on the past month and really get this rolling in the future, but right now I really need to get to sleep now. But fear not young ones...

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